For you – Poem

Why do I want to drink more?

Another sip of this tasteful drink

Another sip of that poison

Intoxicating my body

And change my mind

To feel better

To sleep better

Without thinking of you


Why do I need another drink to be brave enough to text you?

Why do I need another drink to tell you what I actually feel about you?

Do you know how many drinks were drunk?

Do you know how difficult is to ask you when you will be back?

Mark Thomas, the story behind comedy

No one likes to feel nervous; when your hands are shaking, your mouth is dry and your stomach hurts from the fear of failure. But Mark Thomas, a journalist and a comedian, says it’s good to feel nervous. Even after 29 years on stage, he still feels nervous.

Being a journalist and a comedian might be an odd combination; fighting for human rights and the freedom of expression at the same time as making fun of what is happening around the world.

His job is a mixture or journalism, theatre and comedy. He enjoys doing it, and for him it does not break off into sections.

Nowadays many people go to comedy shows to relax, to laugh, or simply forget their daily routine, and we start wondering if they are more likely to believe stories told in comedy shows than articles.

Mark said: “In the last decade the tabloids damaged themselves by phone hacking, expenses scandals and the banking systems collapsed, so in some moments we lose faith in major institutions such as banks, police, politicians and tabloids and find belief in theatre.” For him performing on stage is a chance to do something good and get people re-evaluating their point of view.

By creating empathy and individualism, Mark engages with an audience emotionally, but you have to feel those emotions and you have to feel empathy. The Herald Angel Award winner said: “For me it’s always about the story and to move people emotionally.”

When he talks about his dad, Colin Alec Todd Thomas, Mark’s voice becomes tighter and quieter, like talking about his father teleports him to another world, or maybe just in the past, to them both listening to Rossini and Verdi. Mark recalls his embarrassment because even the neighbours were listening to the opera his dad loved so much.

This is why he wrote Bravo Figaro, in an effort to reach his dad before he vanishes. Colin Alec Todd Thomas was diagnosed with progressive supranuclear palsy.

Bravo Figaro is about love, loss and problematic relationships. To be on stage and talk about a lost one is a brave and very admirable thing. After the death of his dad, and after being on a stage a few times, Mark left the show behind and moves on, but now and again, when he is rehearsing, he hears his dad’s voice. Looking at the photos on-screen he feels a lot of love: “I cherish hearing his voice and feel good things.”

“He was very grumpy, and maybe, from him, I have got my stubbornness and refusal to be beaten up. I just cannot understand why would you avoid conflict, why would you run away if the police attack you?”

The whole idea of creating a manifesto, stopping arms deals, bringing the winning policy to parliament and completing 100 Acts of Minor Dissent, including taking the police to court over surveillance, is to change the world. In his performances, Mark Thomas gives a voice to the public, to the audience and to the resident. In Bravo Figaro, he gives the voice to his parents and in Manifesto he gives an ownership to people to come up with an idea for that change. In Cuckooed he has conversations with people who know the whole story about betrayal and spying. He says unless people have experience of spines they think you are a slight conspiracy theorist.

With Cuckooed, his second theatre piece, Mark was awarded his second Scotsman Fringe First, as well as the Amnesty International Freedom of Expression award. He reveals how BAE System – the Britain’s biggest arms manufacturer – spied on him and five other journalists with the help of his friend Martin. BAE Systems admitted in court and signed legal undertaken not to do it again. A document sold to Sunday Times by a whistle-blower had linked Martin to the people spying and there are a lot of evidence that this had happened.

MARK THOMAS 1 - Please credit Steve Ullahtorne
At first Mark refuses to believe the news about his friend’s betrayal: “At the beginning you blame yourself for the betrayal of trust.” Mark asks himself how he missed it. “When personal stories are told you feel shame and vulnerability and you have to prove this is not who I am, those are lies about me. The story I say is the truth.”

Even though he has helped the police many times they still call him a domestic extremist, Mark struggles to understand what they mean by that, he doesn’t believe he is one. In regards to the incident that happened in Paris, Mark says it is a terrible thing, and it had a chilling effect on all of us. The journalists had the right to say what they said and it is not fair to be murdered for a cartoon. However, when a leading Palestinian peace activist and theatre director, Juliano Mer-Khamis was murdered no one really cared. The Guinness World Record holder says the support of Freedom of Expression is selective and it needs to extend to Arab cartoonists and bloggers in Saudi Arabia. The boundaries have to be expanded and more rules to be made.

The journalist and comedian has two pieces of advice to all creative people who have a passion for comedy: you always have to do what you want, not what other people tell you to do and you have to just get up and do it. If you fail and have felt the pit of despair, if you are humiliated and flinching of the memory on your way to home, go to bed, wake up and then give it another chance. Maybe then you will become a performer.

Credit of the photograph is given to Steve Ullahtorne.

Jumping Puddles Open Clasp

Nothing hurts more than the loss of a parent, especially one who has taken care of you and has always been next to you. In Jumping Puddles, Catrina McHugh tells the funny and moving story of two young sisters whose mother is seriously ill and is in hospital.

Sadly the sisters need to continue with their life and grow up faster than their years. Anna (Lauren Kellegher) is the younger sister and an outsider. She is bullied by schoolmates for her homosexuality. The bullies call her a freak, making Anna close herself off from the outside world.

Fortunately she get to know one of the classmates Chloe (Paislie Reid). Chloe is from Liverpool and Anna shares memories of her trip to there. They become friends and even start liking each other.

The story considers issues such a homophobic bullying, sexual violence in night clubs and the impact of bereavement on young people.

The girls are trying to stay above as they jump from one puddle of emotion to another but the puddle might become a river and Anna fears Grace will be taken by the tide. In a moment like this running seems the only way but it is not a possibility.

Fighting all the time the sisters cannot be around each other, they cannot talk to each other and cannot even stand in the same room but the death of their mother teaches them they have to stick to each other and become one because this is the only family they both have.

The writer combines her past from Liverpool with her present in Newcastle. She brings everything positive from both cities – the culture, language, accent, generosity and the desire to make a change and to right a wrong when seen but she also brings her sad memories of the family’s loss.

An Open Clasp production in collaboration with Frantic Assembly and 162 young women who want speak up and change the world. This project is inspired by their resilience, intelligence and demand of equality. Open Clasp want to make sure their voice will be heard.

Lola Colt

Teleporting into the 60s, Lola Colt’s music reminds of Janis Joplin’s psychedelic-acid rock. Lola Colt’s music is not something we hear every day, it is something odd for today’s generation, it is something not familiar and maybe this is why it is difficult to understand.
Lola Colt and the supporting bands Bernaccia and Cobadelta were at Think Tank – a small venue with no seats, no soap in the toilets and wrong information on internet. Of the three groups only Bernaccia made me enjoy the night as the music was vivid, it makes you dance and at the same time listen to the lyrics.
However, I could not understand a word of what Lola Colt was singing – the sound was louder than their voices. The members of the group were different from each other and make you think how they got to play together and has the same passion for the music they do.
Lola Colt’s name from a spaghetti western originated as the song writing partnership of their Danish vocalist Gun and lead guitarist Matt, who came through a long-standing love of vintage films and cinematic sound, as well as having similar recordings. Films are a big part of both their lives and they influence their music career. Matt have started writing music in the form of film scores and theatre productions and when the band have developed into a six-piece, they ideas were to write a soundtrack for a movie which is not even written yet.
Psychotic is the right feeling their music brings to the listener’s heart and like burned with acid want to run away from the venue. The idea of music is really to change your world, to literally mind teleport you with their collection of unusual visual instruments used on stage.
They had a sold out show at London’s Electrowerkz to celebrate the release of their debut album Away From the Water and an intoxicating set at this year’s International Psych Festival in Liverpool.
The band is touring in UK till the end February including March 1 in Oxford, and after that heading to Europe – Netherlands, Germany and France. The psychedelic tunes are not for everyone’s cup of tea so if you are not a fan of that kind or narcotic sense prepare yourself to be transported into all those movies you have been scared to watch by yourself.

Gillie Kleiman at the end of her tour with plans for a new show

Gillie Kleiman & Eleanor Sikorski 2
The Israeli girl with Geordie origins Gillie comes back to the North East when she is a teenager. With passion for dancing she practices ballet and choreography and from there emerge artworks in theatre, live art and experimental performance.
Her curriculum never ends as she is also running a magazine BELLYFLOP and works as a writer curator, facilitator and has a BA degree in Dance and Culture with Professional Training and MA degree in Performance and Creative Research in the Department of Drama, Theatre and Performance. Gillie moonlights as an Artistic Assessor for Art Council England.
She has always wanted to be an artist but she is sceptical about it because there were people trying to put her down: “If you make this kind of training and not that kind of training you won’t be able to make it.”
Fortunately, somehow it just happens – she said – did not expect it but quickly after graduating in 2010 she got the opportunity to work and carried on.
That same year she meets Sarah and got along. While laughing and sharing the same passion for dancing and song’s lyrics they came up with the idea for A Lyrical Dance Concert. At the beginning they were just joking about it the lyrical dancing, lyrical in quality in a kind of private dancing, competition, where dances follow lyrics.
Start messing with the idea in Gillie’s flat they record a trailer which introduce the whole thing of a cabaret show, a gig and a concert in one. It takes a lot of time to create something from scratch, to make the show and most of the time the idea is not enough because it needs supporting.
In the early 2012 they start working properly and in March 2013 the show is finished. They do performances across the UK and throughout Europe and started touring in November. Gillie has also begun to develop a curatorial practice, presenting the work of international artists in London and the northeast of England and organising events that frame artistic practice in relation to cultural policy and politics.
A Lyrical Dance Concert was created in co-production with Dance4, with additional support from Dance City, Northern Stage and organisations in Stockholm and Sweden. It was premiered at Nottdance 2013 in Nottingham, before touring north east England and the East Midlands. The show received its London premiere at Dance Umbrella 2013.
“By getting support from different organisations artist get their work done. The Art Council are pretty amazing which allows artist to do things and allow audience to get work. I am not the kind of artist to make a profit. The work is in experimental nature but unfortunately, without ticket will be too expensive,” Gillie said.
Gillie energises only by talking about her passion and the performances they do. Her voice sounds like performing a real dance. For her a lyrical dance is accessible and fun, it makes people laugh and that is what she and her friend Sarah aim. In her show she says pop-music belongs to us and exists to make money which is not very interesting but it is important: “Those things are sold to us, so other people can make money but what happens if we decide we can do whatever we want with it – twist it around, make other things out of them, make them social in different way.”
Creating a show is not easy and there are always problems on the way. Pop-music represents sexuality, intimacy and many singers share their personal, private life and make it public, so Gillie and Sarah were thinking how they could play with that. They have included the song by Tina Turner, Private Dancer, who is singing about a private dance for money. How can you perform a dance like this which is not exactly like this and make the economy of perception visible, how can you strip but not really? Gillie and Sarah have found a way and with the help of underneath fabrics and different outfits they successfully make the whole audience laugh and enjoy the show.
A Lyrical Dance Concert is not only for the audience. The audience is A Lyrical Dance Concert because they are included in every part of it and the lyrics are like instructions to follow.
Coming back to Newcastle makes Gillie very happy as her mom is originally from here. Even though she is coming often, it is still special because of the show. Just couple a weeks after the tour in spring she will perform Dance Class in London and in January next year will have another show to perform. Something that took her a long time to learn is that it takes time to settle things up, so you need to look ahead but never let anyone tells you, you will not be able to do what you are aiming to.